IDoNotGetIt

“We in the United States, above all, must remember that lesson, for we were founded as a nation of openness to people of all beliefs. And so we must remain. Our very unity has been strengthened by our pluralism. We establish no religion in this country, we command no worship, we mandate no belief, nor will we ever. Church and state are, and must remain, separate. All are free to believe or not believe, all are free to practice a faith or not, and those who believe are free, and should be free, to speak of and act on their belief.”

I saw that quote by President Ronald Reagan on another blog. I totally agree with it and decided to read the rest of the speech that it came from to see what the context was. I’m glad I did because the next paragraph shows the amazing disconnect that theist can have in their minds. Every day you can read an article by a conservative writer who will say “blah blah government should stay out of it and save money,” then in the next sentence talk about the laws the government should pass to protect their rights. And President Reagan does it here.

First he says this, which really sums everything up nicely in one sentence that I agree with wholeheartedly.

“And walking this fine line requires government to be strictly neutral.”

So he recognizes that the only way the government can ensure that it doesn’t step on any theist or non-theist toes is to stay out of their business. Now the only way the United States government can get in your business is by passing laws. Therefore, to retain the stance of neutrality, the government shouldn’t be passing any laws that show favoritism to one religion over another or favoritism of religion over non-religion. Then, in the very same paragraph, he says this.

“And that’s why, when the Connecticut Supreme Court struck down a statute – and you may not have heard about this; it was a statute protecting employees who observed the Sabbath. Well, our administration is now urging the United States Supreme Court to overturn the Connecticut Court decision.”

No-No-No Mr. President. You don’t get it at all. You just said the government should remain neutral. Well passing a law that “protects” employees who observe the Sabbath is not a neutral stance. It is showing favoritism to specific religions. Maybe it’s cynical but I don’t believe it is a coincidence that it favors the religion that he subscribes to either.

This is a textbook case of the cognitive dissonance that theists must have. (The government should remain neutral except when neutrality doesn’t favor my beliefs) He feels like theists should get the Sabbath off if their religion insists. So he wants the government to “ensure” that they can observe that aspect of their religion without consequence. However, does the non-theist shop owner not also have religious liberty? Doesn’t he deserve equal protection under the law as the Fourteenth Amendment declares? Doesn’t he deserve the strict neutrality as well?

Christians and Jews shouldn’t have a government-mandated day off for their religion. And more importantly, not giving them this special favor is not a restriction of their religious liberty; it is an expression of it.

You can read the full speech here.

Of course that title is a lie, everyone believes in something. But Pat Robertson is such a tool. He has to lie about what atheists believe to make us sound crazy. Well look, I can tell the truth about what Christians believe and still make them look crazy.

“The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.”

It’s funny because just listen to his logic; he begins by saying “atheists don’t believe in anything.” Wrong, but let’s hear his reasoning as he continues. He defines the word atheist correctly to mean “no god.” Therefore, we “don’t have anything?” Man these people’s inability to make sense just hurts my brain. This video is completely fully of crazy so there is only one other thing he says at the beginning that I want to address.

“But they can protest somebody who believes in something. I mean isn’t it a strange thing that we would allow somebody who doesn’t believe in anything to restrict the freedom of those who do?”

I do not want my government to force the Christian religion down my throat. Some Christians who have a lot of power want the government to force the Christian religion down my throat. I want to stop them from doing that. Since they don’t have the right to have the government peddle their religion, I am not restricting their freedom by protesting their attempt to restrict mine! He’s not sane nor is anyone who believes the complete horse-shit coming out of his mouth.

I was invited to church recently by a good friend who was getting baptized. Although, it was more of a sad event from my perspective as opposed to it being a quite joyful experience for him, I figured it would be interesting just to get to go to church again. It has been a while, after all.

I ended up being disappointed with the whole experience. It was a new church and very non-traditional. The first thing I noticed upon entering the fellowship hall was that they had rows of individual chairs rather than the traditional pews and the stage was – well it was a stage – like a rock band with rock band equipment set up on it. There was no podium. This room basically looked like a concert hall with a dark open ceiling and big stage lights hanging down.

Service began with the baptism which took about 15 or 20 minutes for several folks then led straight in to a Christian rock band playing some of the most non-inspirational, mediocre Christian rock songs I’ve ever heard. Instead of hymnals, they have projectors on each side of the auditorium projecting the lyrics on the wall. I just kept thinking that I really wish they had a choir and organ.

Finally the band stopped playing and the preacher got up. It took me a while to figure out if it was the preacher because he was wearing the same t-shirt as everyone else at the church. He didn’t give a traditional sermon, just kind of sat down on a stool and talked conversational style to us. I kept my ears open for anything unique that I could blog about but he didn’t give me much to go on. It seems to me that modern Christians are trying to be as vague as they possibly can so as to lure in more gullible folks without alienating those who might think a little about what they are being told. And there is no question about it, they want children! They are well aware that they need those young impressionable minds to peddle their crap. This church was, in my opinion, absolutely targeted at young adults and children.

He did call up a couple with 2 young children to do some kind of dedication to them; I guess it was a way to officially welcome them into the church or something. He gave them each a bible. Then he said that God has a purpose for them, as he does with everyone. This is one idea that I’ve never been able to get a believer to expound upon without getting upset and giving up. I mean, if God has a plan and he has this plan for everyone, does that mean that anyone who does bad things is going against God’s plan? And if you can go against God’s plan then what is the point of his plan in the first place? Does he have to keep changing it to account for those who fuck it up?

Something else he said struck me as odd. He said that God is the giver of every GOOD gift. I wonder if that means, to him, that God is not also the giver of any bad gifts like an infant dying in an automobile accident.

He also said something that made me giggle. He said that Jesus gave us a gift that is simple enough that a child can receive it. I thought to myself that it was simple enough that only a child’s mind could think it was real to begin with. Then he went on to babble about how Jesus paid the highest price. Really, what price did he pay? He gave up a few years on earth to go to heaven and reign as a God. Ouch, the poor guy, I hope therapy helped. And honestly, if he wanted to, couldn’t he come back to earth any time he wanted? It only takes the slightest bit of critical thinking to show what a load of crap this story is.

They also gave communion which I declined to participate in. My friend (not the one getting baptized) almost made me cry laughing when everyone, in unison, drank the “kool-aid.” He looked at me and said “Jim Jones;” it was a struggle for me to keep from laughing out loud.

This article Neutrinos Travel Faster Than Light, According to One Experiment suggests that neutrinos travel faster than light. If this turned out to be true, it would redefine physics as we know it. Einsteins Theory of Relativity would be disproved with this one new fact, for instance. To say that this would be an amazing discovery is an understatement.

This quote is a wonderful demonstration of the difference between religous dogmatism and science.

“I suspect that the bulk of the scientific community will not take this as a definitive result unless it can be reproduced by at least one and preferably several experiments,” says V. Alan Kostelecky, a theorist at Indiana University, Bloomington. He adds, however, “I’d be delighted if it were true.“

Suppose someone said “Hey we found proof that Jesus was just a man and actually not the son of God.” How many Christians would say “Oh wow, that’s amazing, I hope it’s true?”

Science is not dogmatic. It is constantly being updated as we discover new facts. Although it is unlikely that this will turn out to be true, the fact that it excites scientists rather than instil abject fear is a testament to its lack of dogmatism.

These questions are so simple that anyone with half a brain should be able to answer them. I’ve seen much better lists before that were technical enough to require expert knowledge of biology to answer. These are just lame.

1. How Did Nothing Turn Into Something?
   Answer: It didn’t
2. How Did Life Come From Non-Life?
   Answer: The building blocks of life all the way down to atoms are not alive. Life is hard to define even today. The first forms of life would have been simple self-replicating amino acids. Once that existed, evolution took over and after billions of years we have the rich diversity of life that we see every day. Experiments have shown that in the proper environment the proteins will automatically self-assemble. I think it’s also important to note that the study of the origin of life is not part of the Theory of Evolution.
   
3. How Did Millions of Life Forms Evolve With Absolutely No Evidence of Major Change?
   Answer: There is overwhelming evidence of major change. You’d have to be willfully ignorant to not know this. Creationist love to lie and claim that there are no transitional fossils but there are tons and tons of them.
4. How Can A Watch Come Into Existence Without A Watchmaker?
   Answer: A watch, being a man made machine, cannot come into existence without a watchmaker. Furthermore, this has nothing to do with evolution.
5. How Did Thought Come From Non-Thought?
   Answer: This question makes no sense. Thoughts are a result of chemical and electric processes in our brain. Thoughts come from the brain.

I just read this article on foxnews.com. Texas Teen Basketball Player Dies During Tourney

Here is a quote from that article.

“Robert was a great, great human being,” Escobar told The Monitor. “I’m very, very sad. The Lord asked for an angel to come to Him today. He took care of his body. He ate all the right things. I don’t know how else to explain it.”

Then don’t explain it! Most likely it was caused by an undiagnosed preexisting condition but this repulsive person admits that he doesn’t know what he is talking about immediately following his idiotic explanation for why it happened.

Read this and tell me what is wrong with it: “I do not have an explanation for what caused this event, so let me offer this explanation for what caused this event” As far as reasoning goes, it’s a logical fallacy called Argument from Ignorance. When put that way, isn’t it clearly nonsense?

It never fails, if you want a taste of stupid just go to Ray Comfort, he has an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I decided to take a peek at his blog today to see what kind of lies he is telling and not surprisingly he has some related to the earthquake in Japan.

“But atheism says that there is a good reason for the 8.9 earthquake killer quake and the horrific Tsunami that followed. It is nature making improvements. Everything is getting better. People being crushed to death or drowned in a Tsunami is just part of the work of nature.”

It is unbelievable how religious nuts have the ability to project their own stupid beliefs onto others so they can dismiss it and completely miss the irony of doing so. Assuming that there is an “atheist movement” that can collectively “say” anything, it certainly would not say anything in the preceding paragraph. As a matter of fact, replace nature with God and it sounds exactly like what a Christian might say. I can’t count the number of times I’ve read or heard “It’s all part of God’s plan” in reference to the earthquake.

His point, however, is merely to get to talk about a subject that he knows absolutely nothing about – despite having it explained ad nauseam – but which he loves to talk about as if he has a deep understanding of the subject. It’s a common misconception that ignorant people (willfully in this guys case) have about evolution. Neither evolution nor nature have a goal of making anything better in the sense that he is using the word better. If I were to describe evolution as the process of making living organisms better – and I wouldn’t, but for the sake of argument if I did – better would not necessarily mean smarter, stronger, tougher, longer life, etc. (i.e. the things that we humans think would be better). Evolution simply makes the changes necessary to make a population more likely to survive, it may be the case that a smaller, weaker and dumber version of humans have a better chance of surviving in a million years on Earth and if that is the case, that is what will evolve. “Better” to evolution is not necessarily what we would consider better.

At any rate, rest assured that the earthquake in Japan has nothing to do with evolution. Earthquakes are an unfortunate but inevitable consequence of living on a planet that is itself quite alive and active. Atheists, like most decent people, are horrified by the effects that the earthquake and tsunami have had in Japan.

Ray would know this if he weren’t the stupidest person I’ve ever witnessed. That isn’t hyperbole either. Discounting people who are literally mentally handicapped in some manner, I’ve never heard of anyone so incredibly willfully ignorant, he is un-teachable. His mind is a solid block of “God did it” that can’t be reasoned with.

I’m paraphrasing this so I don’t have to post the whole paragraph. This is from a one star review of Carl Sagan’s Demon Haunted World on Amazon. The commenter was trying to make the point that Sagan puts forth invalid comparisons and gives this as an example.

“The story about Mary appearing in Lourdes, France is based solely on faith, whereas the tabloid headline about NASA hearing voices in space is based on nothing.”

It’s just so damn sad that he doesn’t realize that faith is the same as nothing!

I was just reading an article about Elizabeth Smart’s testimony.

”God would never tell someone to kidnap a young girl from her family’s home in the middle of the night, from her bed that she shared with her sister, from her sister’s side, and continue to rape her and sexually abuse her. … I know he was not called of God because God would never do something like that.”

My first thought was “that woman needs to read the bible”.   He’s done much worse.  I remember this one time where he got really mad and KILLED EVERYONE ON THE PLANET EXCEPT ONE FAMILY.  Sorry but that one instance alone is worse than what happened to Mrs. Smart.  And really, that story is “low hanging fruit”.

It always amazes me how believers can make statements like that.  I guarantee I could get her to say “God is beyond our understanding” within 10 minutes of a conversation about God.  It seems to me that hypocrisy is a prerequisite to being a Christian.  Everyone knows what God wants when it is convenient and then he is unknowable when that is convenient.

I found this little page on the web.  It’s the Christian Research Institute’s (CRI) take on God vs Atheism.  The subtitle is “Is Atheism Logical?” and I suppose they are trying to answer this question.  Let me start with the irony alert, the site has a trademark slogan at the top of their page, “…because Truth matters”. Not surprisingly, they have no interest in truth – capital T or otherwise.

GOD VS. ATHEISM- Introduction
They start with an attempt to define atheism and they fail.

“Atheism is the world view that denies the existence of God. More specifically, traditional atheism argues that there never was and never will be a God. But is this position logical?”

Atheism is not a world view, it is a response to one question, “Do you believe in one or more god?” An answer in the affirmative means you are a theist otherwise you are an atheist. An atheist may believe that “there never was and never will be a God” but that is not a requirement for them being an atheist.
GOD VS. ATHEISM- Suppositions

“Atheism positively affirms that there is no God.”

So they have set the stage to argue against a straw-man atheist.  The next part of their argument is true, this claim would require evidence and to prove “absolutely” would require omniscience.  However, we do not, typically, require “absolute” proof to make affirmative statements. If I leave my house and lock the door before going, I am not being unreasonable to make the statement that “my door is locked at home”. After all it is possible that someone has broken into my house and unlocked my door or any other number of possibilities as to why my door may no longer be locked as I left it. We make affirmative statements all the time without omniscience. How about “Santa is not real”? Are you being unreasonable to make that claim without omniscience? Certainly not, in reality, in Science, we don’t make statements of absolute certainty. Every claim is subject to change with the introduction of new evidence. The statement quoted above is not a logical fallacy and is not dogmatic as they claim, because without evidence in favor of the extraordinary claim that there is a god, the reasonable conclusion is that there isn’t one.  Also, it’s not dogmatic because that claim is subject to change in the event that convincing evidence is provided to the contrary.

GOD VS. ATHEISM- The Failings of Atheism
The straw-man continues to be picked apart here. As I’ve stated, atheism isn’t a world view, if there were no theist, there would be no need for the word atheist. So while it is true that atheism can’t adequately explain the existence of the world, it isn’t true that the existence of the world can’t be explained without injecting the supernatural. Science is the method we use to study reality (including the existence of the world) and it does a fine job, we have no better method to study and know about objective truth than science. So if you replace “atheist world view” in this part of their argument with “science” what you get is lies. Science does provide us with explanations and will continue to allow us to refine our knowledge about the universe.

GOD VS. ATHEISM- The Claims of Christ
Here they just devolve into preaching but I still want to address their claims.

“…let them consider the claims of Jesus Christ. He claimed to be none other than God in human flesh (John 1:1). This astounding claim was supported, however, by His matchless personal character, His fulfillment of predictive prophecy, His incredible influence on human history — and most importantly, the historical fact of His resurrection from the dead.”

The claim that one is “God”, in any form is an astounding claim indeed. So the evidence would have to be pretty astounding to back that claim up. So what astounding evidence does he provide here?

1. His matchless personal character – I would argue that Jesus’ personal character wasn’t matchless. As described in the bible, Jesus was no better a person than most people. He lied, he got angry and behaved in a petty manner, mistreated his mother, etc. There are many examples. Sorry, this point does not amount to evidence of divinity.
2. His fulfillment of predictive prophecy – Some examples need to be provided here. I can find no examples of predictive prophecy made by Jesus (or anyone else for that matter). This also does not amount to evidence of divinity.
3. His incredible influence on human history – Many people have had an incredible influence on human history, Albert Einstein, Thomas Jefferson, Christopher Columbus, and Muhammad. Is this evidence for the divinity of all these people as well?
4. The historical fact of His resurrection from the dead – There is no meaningful way to call this a fact. There is no evidence for it, there is no contemporary evidence that it ever occurred.

All of this adds up to nothing, no evidence what-so-ever that Jesus was a “God” in any form.

And that’s the “CRI Perspective”. I think Hank Hanegraaff needs to do a lot more research.